|1. So, why did you name him SpamFish?
Short answer: That's my internet nickname.
Long answer: Way back before there was a cartoon, I needed a unique internet nickname. I refused to have a username with numbers. Oy. Well, I thought Fish sounded cool, but other people already use that name. I already had a Spam website, so I wanted Spam in the name. Well, I combined them and now I get blank stares everywhere I use the name. I usually explain my nickname as meaning "I like Spam and I also like to take long walks in the summer rain. I like water. So hence, my name!"
Well, I needed a cartoon to represent me on the internet, since I won't dare use my photo due to privacy, or maybe just because it wouldn't look that good. I toiled and tumbled and twisted and twidled my thumbs to figure out what my cartoon would look like. Months later, it hit me in the head what SpamFish would look like! And there ya go!
2. Why a cat?
3. Why does he wear that silly hat?
4. Why is he orange?
5. Why is the site closed-captioned
and why do you have that Rated G thing on the homepage?
6. Are you on anything?